Valentine’s Day is pretty cool. You get some chocolates, maybe some flowers, and at the end of the day you get treated to a nice meal. Pretty good gig, huh? Well, not all the time.

Sometimes, shit happens on Valentine’s Day. This shit may be sad, disappointing, or just plain crazy. Either way, it’s going to happen to you sooner or later, so you need to be prepared. Luckily, there are gifs for everything nowadays. For your convenience, here are ten gifs to illustrate how your Valentine’s Day might pan out.

10: You May Not Like Your Gift 

Maybe you expected a ring and got a Ring Pop. Either way, you might just feel a little cheated.

9: Your S.O. Might Just Break Your Heart 

People can be jerks, especially on V-Day. There are many stunts that a person could pull to earn their douchebag badge. And when that happens…

8: You Might Have to Buy Your Own Gift

While this may sound extremely sad, sometimes you’ve got to make yourself happy on Valentine’s Day. And hey, who knows you better like yourself?

7: You May Receive Sad, Drunk Texts from Some Lonely Sap 

There are some lonely people out there, and they should never drink.

6: YOU May Send Sad, Drunk Texts

5: If You’re Unlucky Enough, You Just Might See Some Unexpected Naughty Bits

And it won’t be sexy at all.

4: At Some Point During the Day, There Will Be Tears

And those tears will be accompanied by Skid Row’s “Love Bites.”

3: You Might Cruise the Grocery Store for Discounted Candy

But really, who hasn’t?

2: You’ll Probably Wind Up Drinking

A time honored Valentine’s Day tradition. Just don’t drink and text.

1: You Will Know What a Solo Netflix and Chill Session Looks Like

Spoiler alert: It’ll be a personal discovery.

So, who’s excited about Valentine’s Day?

Life was meant to be lived nerdily, so what are you waiting for?